Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart mmm.....

I am looking to get to know someone genuine who can maybe true love. I love music/movies/crappy telly , I love having a laugh I would like to meet someone who is my age or younger, a sweet and caring girl, a girl who understands me and gets me on some deeper level. a positive outlook on life in general, warm, genuine, loyal, like-minded, outgoing, adventurous, sexy, funny and spontaneous, responsive and energetic who values family and friends. Are you attractive (to me that means thin to average build, tone, nice skin and teeth)? Are you intelligent (if you had to ask yourself or a friend, let me help you out, the answer is NO)? Sounds like a guy you're just dying to meet, don't I? No? But wait, there's more. I'm always smiling, and never stressed, moody, or angry - I have references that can attest to this if required I'll make you laugh I love to travel, fly and take weekend trips I have a healthy relationship with my family I like refined cultured events as well as going to dive bars I look great in a suit I look even better in jeans and a shirt I dance I love animals and the outdoors I love my friends and the indoors I'm confident I'm loyal to a fault with people I care about I can be very romantic if I am with the right person