Twice bitten but still not shy!

My Story: Well, it's a long one like most people my age, so I'm not going to tell it here! I will just say that I have been a moderately successful singer songwriter and it is still my cherished ambition to write and maybe perform that worldwide smash hit! (www.reverbnation.com/chrisdavies) My profession has taken me around the globe and, according to one website, I've been to 22% of the countries in the world. I'm actually typing this sentence in an internet cafe in Albania. One of the main things I've enjoyed about my occupation is the charity aspect of it and entertaining in hospitals and nursing homes etc. Even prisons! My Perfect Match: I have to confess that I'm looking for someone pretty and slim(ish). I tried to love a fat woman for 25 years. I failed! Of course it was more complex than that in reality but if that makes me a Shallow Hal then I'm sorry. I guess I'm looking for a woman who would not condemn me for that. Non smoker too. Lively but not overloud. She likes music and maybe dancing too. (I love 'Strictly'). One problem in the past has been that I hate swearing and dirty jokes. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a prude. But for me intimate activities should not be up for public discussion and ridicule. I know I'm making myself sound a bit of a killjoy but I'm not really. As a professional entertainer I know how to have a good old knees-up and enjoy a good laugh. Also I have 5 children between the ages of 13 and 22.