What headline should I get?

I own a Mercedes, live in my own half million dollar house, have lots of money, I will buy you Louis Vuitton bag, bla bla lba.... Im sure this is what you read on almost every description of other profiles. I can also sit here and write whatever I want, but it doesnt change a thing of who I really am. If you would like to know anything about me then just ask, I will answer (if your profile at least has a profile picture, otherwise dont waste your time nor mine, time is precious)...