bad mama jama

I am...32 flavors and then some...a rock, an island...the walrus, goo-goo-g'joob...a single lost soul swimming in a fishbowl, year after year. I'll spare you the standard "I'm fun, cute, and nice" and tell you about the real me: I curse, I snore, and I definitely do not have abs of steel. Love laughing until my cheeks hurt. Nerdy with an unhealthy knowledge of useless pop-culture trivia. Aversion to capitalization and fully-constructed sentences, but a stickler for spelling. Low-brow intellectual...profundity is a good thing, but so is silliness. I'm here because I'd like to meet similarly-minded men that know where I'm coming from. Intelligent guys that simply get it. Keep in mind that I don't think the terms "intelligent" and "educated" are necessarily interchangeable (I've known plenty of people that were one but not the other). Oh, and one more thing...there's a big difference between telling me you want to "meat" as opposed to "meet" me. Figure it out. Looking For: You've gotta be genuine. You've gotta be nice. You've gotta be smart. You've gotta appreciate and respect me as much as I do you. You don't have to be perfect, just perfect for me. And no mullets :P Also, in terms of cultural mentality, I believe in keeping the good traditions but we need to get rid of the archaic misogyny, k?